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Sleepsong
Welcome to a complete multi-fandom mess. Bastille, Doctor Who, Keane, Sherlock, Supernatural, Friends, Vlogbrothers, Hannibal, The Killers, and much more (sorry.) Not spoiler free. This a secondary blog, so I can't follow back. There's a link to my main one above.
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fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

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rapunzael:

Charlotte’s fairytale book said, if you make a wish on the Evening Star, it’s sure to come true.

Remember what day it is tomorrow?

kuonad:

*Whisper* ~Croatoan 
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So remember what god told us!
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HOARD TOILET PAPER WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!

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almost-always-eventually-right:

collaterlysisters:

maxistentialist:

horriblewarning:

DEATH TO TRANSPHOBIA

I regret writing this card, it was a mean, cheap joke. We took it out of the game a while ago.

thanks! I wish that more people in comedy realized they could just, uh, do this, and not throw a big fucking stink about it, and go on to make more jokes that are good instead of bad. It is strange that so many people seem to imagine that a simple and sincere apology is a difficult or terrible thing to give.

Cards Against Humanity is a group of people writing immensely offensive joke prompts and punchlines for a living, and if they’re collectively a better person than you are when it comes to being called out on offensive language and jokes, you should really reconsider your behavior.

It always creeps me out…

frontyardigan:

therealeovaldez:

phoneticfrenetic:

crowley-for-king:

…that no matter

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how close

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you get

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the pupil

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seems to

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devour light

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like a black hole

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it reflects no light

That’s because the pupil is literally a hole in the iris that lets light enter the retina. No light is reflected by the pupil because it is either absorbed directly into the tissues of the eye, or it is absorbed after it is refracted around the inside of the eye.

Then black holes are merely the eyes of the universe

Whoa

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gingerb3ard:

stormlyht:

kawaiiasaurus666:

fromthemarinadistrict:

FUCK

PLEASE CREDIT THE ARTIST; THE MERTAILOR!! HE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME ON THESE TAILS AND THEY ARE HOW HE SUPPORTS HIMSELF AND HIS BOYFRIEND!! CREDIT ARTISTS! ALL OF THESE TAILS ARE HANDMADE BY HIM!!

His website is :https://www.themertailor.com/

His Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mertailor

OMG, I’m drooling. These… these are beautiful. They’re… they’re… holy fuck. <3

i want this so bad

exceptional-y:

Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

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grawly:

i wish i started watching this show sooner

theotherwesley:

blue-author:

Oh my gosh, this gets better and better.

FRIENDSHIP

thisibe:

all the guys stayed after the secret show in boston and i was standing by dan and he was talking to this girl and she flipped through her notebook to find a page for him to sign and he said,”oh is this your diary?” and the girl said, “kind of i’m writing a story, i want to be an author,” and dan legitimately handed her the sharpie and asked her to sign his hand whilst saying, “you’re gonna be famous.” and then she signed his hand and he looked all happy

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amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god