"Remember that part when Loki went skydiving?"
And by no right shall a warrior of God fall for a son of Adam for this represents a crime and those that cause the lost of feathers are known as poison. Book of Chuck; 5:04.
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
punctuation im about to fucking cry
"They may have taken away my freedom, but they’ll never take away my dad jokes."
Things that need to be more affordable:
-whole, natural foods
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
I agree with all of the above, except the alcohol. That shit is expensive enough
Everything but alcohol.
ask any high school student what they wanna do once they leave high school and watch them cry right in front of you
congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online
I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:
even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone