Traditional Formal Living Rooms
*checks if acne is still there*
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
I’m fairly intuitive and psychic. It’s a substantial gift.
so i was taking a bath
a bubble bath to be specific
i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened
crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something
so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad
and i drained my tub
i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement
and i am greeted with this
i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE
do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
‘MAKES 12 CUPCAKES’ IT SAIDHA
you’re the person in my maths book arent you
You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp